There is a product at Dairy Queen known as the Crunch Cone. It is a simple soft serve ice cream cone covered in a topping known as Crunch Coat. Crunch Coat is made up of sprinkles, crushed peanuts, and magic crunchy things that can’t be explained. It is a fantastic treat and rare find.
You see, if a Dairy Queen franchise does offer the Crunch Cone, it usually can’t be found on the menu. You need to special order it, like you’re a celebrity. And the majority of Dairy Queens don’t even carry Crunch Coat any longer.
So, my mission is clear. To find the Dairy Queens across the Twin Cities metro area that carry the Crunch Cone. Calling and asking if they have the Crunch Cone is cheating. I will go there, ask, purchase, and take a picture with this magnificent and little known dessert.
If you have found a Dairy Queen that carries the Crunch Cone, feel free to take your own picture and add it to the Flickr group. I’ll spread the word.
Let’s get to work, people. Summer is winding down!
[Photo by Ben Spark]
Dear acquaintances from high school,
It appears that you found this website by, creepily, searching for my name in Google. Please be aware that I have absolutely no interest in reconnecting with you.
Sorry to be so blunt, but I see no reason to waste your time or mine with idle chit chat. It would be a farce, and not the delightful English kind. You are no Colin Firth.
That is all.
Regards,
Aric McKeown
For those of you who aren’t part of the popular Facebook social networking site, I want to let you know that there has been new information discovered about “women.”
This information is brought to use by the Facebook Flyer sidebar. Facebook Flyer obviously means “urgent breaking news delivery system for urgent emergencies that are breaking in the news.”
With the help of Facebook, I will soon be able to find these “women.” I wonder what they are like. Do they enjoy sports and smelling bad? Will they have a chin-up contest with me? Do they have a penis, like I do?
This news is all very exciting. Let’s all hope that “women” aren’t hunted to near extinction for their velvety pelts. Again. I could really use someone, who isn’t a man, to arm wrestle and eat pickled herring with.
Intrigued by the “real” and “actual” claims of another Facebook application in a sea of useless Facebook applications, I clicked on the My Personality application link to find out who I was.
For those of your who are skeptical, let me put your mind at ease. You are but 20 questions away from unlocking the secrets of the inner you!
What does this “real” application say about my personality? By answering from “Very Inaccurate” to “Very Accurate” we can find out together!
Have a vivid imagination.
Does my imagination act clearly and vigorously? Sure, vut I’m no Walter Mitty. Let’s set that in at a “Moderately Accurate.”
Some asshat stabbed me with a compass in middle school. But I don’t remember his name. Sounds like another “Moderately Accurate.”
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