For those of you who aren’t part of the popular Facebook social networking site, I want to let you know that there has been new information discovered about “women.”
This information is brought to use by the Facebook Flyer sidebar. Facebook Flyer obviously means “urgent breaking news delivery system for urgent emergencies that are breaking in the news.”
With the help of Facebook, I will soon be able to find these “women.” I wonder what they are like. Do they enjoy sports and smelling bad? Will they have a chin-up contest with me? Do they have a penis, like I do?
This news is all very exciting. Let’s all hope that “women” aren’t hunted to near extinction for their velvety pelts. Again. I could really use someone, who isn’t a man, to arm wrestle and eat pickled herring with.
Intrigued by the “real” and “actual” claims of another Facebook application in a sea of useless Facebook applications, I clicked on the My Personality application link to find out who I was.
For those of your who are skeptical, let me put your mind at ease. You are but 20 questions away from unlocking the secrets of the inner you!
What does this “real” application say about my personality? By answering from “Very Inaccurate” to “Very Accurate” we can find out together!
Have a vivid imagination.
Does my imagination act clearly and vigorously? Sure, vut I’m no Walter Mitty. Let’s set that in at a “Moderately Accurate.”
Some asshat stabbed me with a compass in middle school. But I don’t remember his name. Sounds like another “Moderately Accurate.”
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