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Dear Acquaintances From High School

Published on January 9, 2009 in In General, Quickie and Social Networks. 0 Comments

Dear acquaintances from high school,

It appears that you found this website by, creepily, searching for my name in Google. Please be aware that I have absolutely no interest in reconnecting with you.

Sorry to be so blunt, but I see no reason to waste your time or mine with idle chit chat. It would be a farce, and not the delightful English kind. You are no Colin Firth.

That is all.

Regards,
Aric McKeown

The Poor SEO of Aric

Published on April 25, 2008 in Quickie. 1 Comment Tags: .

I realized today that I have a terrible search engine ranking for “Aric.” And I would be sad about it, if this guy weren’t beating me so handily. Success!