For those of you who aren’t part of the popular Facebook social networking site, I want to let you know that there has been new information discovered about “women.”
This information is brought to use by the Facebook Flyer sidebar. Facebook Flyer obviously means “urgent breaking news delivery system for urgent emergencies that are breaking in the news.”
With the help of Facebook, I will soon be able to find these “women.” I wonder what they are like. Do they enjoy sports and smelling bad? Will they have a chin-up contest with me? Do they have a penis, like I do?
This news is all very exciting. Let’s all hope that “women” aren’t hunted to near extinction for their velvety pelts. Again. I could really use someone, who isn’t a man, to arm wrestle and eat pickled herring with.
This is only slightly less absurd than those fake web-cam “Look who’s online NOW!” flash videos they have for match.com.
Those women look like they were cast in wax.