Archive for October, 2007

How to Achieve World Peace

Published at October 23, 2007 in In General. 0 Comments

Balloon vending machines on every street corner

Reasons Vladimir Putin is Hating on You

Published at October 17, 2007 in Lists. 0 Comments
  • You maintain that judo is for housewives.
  • You keep asking about the missing spot on his forehead.
  • Even though it will never work, you continue to build your missile defense shield.
  • You just invaded Iran.
  • You keep calling it “Mutha Rusha.”
  • You’ve spent the last few years building up an immunity to radiation poisoning.

New Information on Facebook

Published at October 5, 2007 in Social Networks. 1 Comment

Facebook Flyer
For those of you who aren’t part of the popular Facebook social networking site, I want to let you know that there has been new information discovered about “women.”

This information is brought to use by the Facebook Flyer sidebar. Facebook Flyer obviously means “urgent breaking news delivery system for urgent emergencies that are breaking in the news.”

With the help of Facebook, I will soon be able to find these “women.” I wonder what they are like. Do they enjoy sports and smelling bad? Will they have a chin-up contest with me? Do they have a penis, like I do?

This news is all very exciting. Let’s all hope that “women” aren’t hunted to near extinction for their velvety pelts. Again. I could really use someone, who isn’t a man, to arm wrestle and eat pickled herring with.