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wikiHow Needs Food Badly

The article on How to Stop Your Friends from Making Fun of You at wikiHow is desperately lacking helpful information.

In fact, the writing in the article is rather archaic. Some beautiful prose would certainly help out this entry:

Once you have got the weak points of your friend you can now compare in front of them like you can say ” If I am short it’s not my fault, God made me like this, but the real problem is you…you have the problem because of you…(you can add any problem that you have found out (e.g too much fat on the waist).

Have at it, ladies and gentlemen. I expect to see something in regards to “if they make fun of you, they aren’t really your friends” shortly.

Life is like a hurricane

DuckTalesYour life has been an ignorant shell of oil soaked rags until the point you read your first DuckTales FanFiction.

What? You need a snippet to whet your appetite? Very well.

Scrooge’s relationship with Goldie O’Glit; soon to be Goldie O’Glit-McDuck; had been an extremely difficult one to work out, yet it seemed like it, indeed, would work out.

There you have it. Now get cracking! I would have written “get quacking,” but realized it would cause me to get pummeled. By myself.

Just What the World Needed

What the world needs now is another personal blog. Lucky you, here it is! And you thought your day couldn’t get any better!

So sit back, relax, subscribe, enjoy, insult, agree, disagree, hate, love, and everything else that games with the comment territory.